GLEE'S BRITTANY <3
Santana: Sex isn't dating.
Brittany: Yeah, if it was, Santana and I would be dating.
Brittany: Mr, Schue, is he your son?
Quinn: Finish your test, Finn.
Quinn: Give me my test back. *takes test from Brittany*
Brittany: I just don't understand anything...
Quinn: That's not my problem.
Kurt: Everyone raise your right hand.
*Everyone raises right hand except for Brittany, who raises her left hand*
Kurt: Your RIGHT hand, Brittany.
Brittany: Oh... Sorry...
Mr. Schue: Does anyone know what a Ballad is?
Brittany: A male duck.
Brittany: Did you know Dolphins are just gay Sharks?
Santana: This food was non-satisfactory.
Brittany: Mine had a mouse in it.
Mr. Schue: Everyone take a name out of the hat.
Brittany: I bet the duck is in the hat.
Santana: Never say no to guys.
Brittany: Yeah, what's the worst that could happen?
*Quinn looks away awkwardly, since she got pregnant from having sex with Puck*
Brittany: .... Sorry Quinn...
Santana: We didn't give Sue the set list.
Brittany: .... Well I did... But I didn't know what she would do with it...
- 11.21.10
